Archive for September 8th, 2010
One in four net users now surfs the web on a Firefox browser which hails from the non-profit Mozilla Foundation.
With the support of thousands of developers, the open source browser has become a real challenger to Microsoft’s Internet Explorer.
LOS ANGELES – Hipsters, hustlers, celebrities, thieves, dope peddlers and just about everyone else in gritty, quirky Venice Beach know Boston Dawna. You can’t miss the one-woman crime fighter.
She’s like Batman, without the mask.
There are the serious sporting events… and then there is Russia’s Bubble Baba Challenge. The annual race sees hundreds of competitors hurl themselves across river rapids riding inflatable sex dolls.
Over 500 people participated in the eighth annual Bubble Baba race on August 31. The increasingly popular event takes place on the Vuoksa River’s Losevo Rapids, about 40km from St. Petersburg. Men and women both take part, with a separate heat for women-only races. No special qualification is required other than being over 16, a decent swimmer, and sober (participants are tested before the race).
An Australian burglar who photographed his penis with mobile phones he stole — and then sent the images to some owners’ friends — told police after his arrest he’d been “off me head for a while”.
Shane Anthony Willis, 33, sent the photos via MMS to unsuspecting, innocent and horrified victims that included teenage girls.
6pm – Deal or No Deal – Noel Edmonds patronises more greedy people by persuading them to open boxes which may or may not contain a large amount of money to working class people, but not to him, as he stands there trying to resist fondling himself.
6.30 Holyoaks – teen drama about abstinence and propriety which pervade the Chester area.
7pm Channel Four News – Comedy with Jon Snow trying to read an autocue which is vibrating in time with a variety of children leaping on a bouncy castle.
8pm Time Team – Tony Robinson continues his quest to make archeology interesting by making love to an Etruscan ern, in a trench, in the rain.
9pm Did the Romans really exist? Dr Helen Feltz on the new evidence which may indicate the Roman Empire was in fact just a figment of everyones’ imagination.
10pm Film – My Lovely Dromedary – Jennifer Anniston is a vet who forms an unlikely bond with this water bearing mammal, and overcomes societies’ prejudices and learns lessons about life. With Rupert Everett as the Dromedary. WARNING – FEATURES DROMEDARY NUDITY
6pm ITV NEWS – Star studded news extravaganza. Alastair Stewart sings a song about bombings on the Gaza strip while Katie Hume details the latest parliamentary scandal in Haiku.
6.30 Local News – News for your area, shirts missing off washing lines, bad parking and a adult who got his arse stuck on a childrens’ slide.
6.45 Recap of the evenings’ news with EmCee Stewart on the Mic and his skanky hoe. Check it.
7pm Gravel Auction – David Dickenson hosts the show which famous people bring in some gravel and the gullible bastards that are the general public bid for it. Tonight, Michael Winners’ bank gravel causes a flurry of interest, while Davina MaCalls’ rougher Piedmont variety causes an upset.
7.30 Govinda Singhs’ Pie Fest – Number one cook Govinda Singh travels around the country sampling pies from all regions of the UK and laughing at inbred, stupid yokels who have the temerity to think that living outside the M25 entitles them to call themselves ‘people’.
8pm Davington Place – Soap Opera. An angry Ellen discovers Troy has been seeing other women, and asks Doreen to help her bury the body.
8.30 Cops And Robbers – more footage mainly concentrating on tarmac and muttered incoherent comments. With faces, number plates and everything else slightly out of focus
9pm Lady Elvira McKey – Private eye drama series focussing on crimes which concern the great and the good. Tonight, McKay investigates a Lord who used the wrong spoon while eating a sorbe.
10pm Party politcal broadcast – Eric Pickles takes time out from his busy menu to accuse Britain of being extremely ungrateful and not as important as him while spraying the camera with half chewed pie.