6 Devices Made for Aquatic Supervillainy | Cracked.com
As a purely intellectual exercise, and not at all as precursor to some kind of sweet, sweet revenge against SeaWorld Orlando (pressing charges? Seriously? Like we’re the only people in the world who think drunk dolphins are funny?), we’ve compiled this list of handy aquatic devices for the aspiring maniac to use in theme crimes, avenge the death of a beloved pet kraken or just really show a beach full of arrogant spring breakers what is up now.