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Man Calls Police After Prostitute Raises Price | NBC 7 San Diego

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Southeast Michigan police say a man called authorities on Wednesday and complained that a 19-year-old Ohio woman he agreed to pay for sex with raised the price after accepting his money.

Police said the 45-year-old man and young woman spoke online and confirmed a price for her services, but the woman changed the price after the man reportedly paid her.

The disgruntled man called the police soon after, Ann Arbor police Lt. Renee Bush told AnnArbor.com. The police responded to what was called in as a robbery.

via Man Calls Police After Prostitute Raises Price | NBC 7 San Diego.

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August 31, 2012 at 9:20 pm

Posted in Dumb

Mass-massage record made in Thailand – Weird News – Canoe.ca

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Thailand has kneaded their way to a world record for the most massages given in one place.

A total of 641 masseuses rubbed down 641 people for 12 minutes in a health ministry-organized festival Thursday in Bangkok to promote the country’s booming massage industry.

The Guinness World Record broke the previous record set by Australia in 2010 of 263 people massaged for five minutes.

via Mass-massage record made in Thailand – Weird News – Canoe.ca.

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August 30, 2012 at 9:21 pm

Posted in Events

‘I was arrested for being a spy’ – Worst homework excuses revealed | Metro.co.uk

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Being declared dead, erupting volcanoes and the outbreak of civil war are just some of the unbelievable excuses that British lecturer John Curry has heard from students over the last 14 years.The City of Bath College computer expert said many of the unusual, but mostly legitimate, explanations for not completing work were from students looking for 24 hour extensions.’Some of the excuses seem pretty improbable, but when you have someone’s death certificate in their hands, you have to accept their excuse,’ Mr Curry told the Times Higher Education Supplement.One student even claimed he had wrongly been arrested for being a Chinese spy before being released just in time to plead for a deadline extension.Another was granted an extension because the Indian government had attempted to seize his home after he had been declared legally dead.’I was grieving over the death of my World Of Warcraft character, was another excuse offered by one misguided pupil. However one student did manage to gain some extra time after convincing the lecturer they were bring spooked by a ghost.’That person genuinely believed there was a ghost and I actually accepted their word and gave them a few more hours,’ he explained.

via ‘I was arrested for being a spy’ – Worst homework excuses revealed | Metro.co.uk.

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August 30, 2012 at 8:34 pm

Posted in Dumb, Education, Fail, Funny

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August 27, 2012 at 10:23 pm

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Besse Cooper, World’s Oldest Living Person, Celebrates 116th Birthday

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At 116 years of age, Besse Cooper’s life bridges the 19th century and the 21st century.

So it’s fitting that the woman recognized as the world’s oldest living person has had a bridge named after her.

Cooper turned 116 on August 26 in her home town of Monroe, Ga., and one of her gifts was a bridge named after her by the city leaders.

She didn’t attend the ceremony, but sent a message through her son, Sidney: “I’m glad I gave them a reason to name it,” the Walton Tribune reported.

Cooper was first recognized as the world’s oldest living person by Guinness World Records in January 2011, but had to give up the title a few months later when officials discovered that Brazilian-born Maria Gomes Valentim was 48 days older.

via Besse Cooper, World’s Oldest Living Person, Celebrates 116th Birthday.

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August 27, 2012 at 10:21 pm

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Elvis Presley’s Dirty Underwear Could Fetch $16,000 At Auction

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When it comes to Elvis Presley souvenirs, the following shows that one collector’s ewww is another’s treasure.

A pair of soiled underwear worn by Presley under his white jumpsuit — and not washed afterward — is expected to fetch $16,000 (10,000 pounds) at an auction in England next month, Metro UK and other outlets reported. But Omega Auctions’ website, which displays the item, put the estimate between $11,000 and $14,000 as of Monday afternoon.

As for their condition, let’s just say the fuller-cut jockey-style briefs look as if the King did more shaking on stage than in the bathroom. There appears to be other tell-tale signs of potty neglect as well. He wore the skivvies during a concert in 1977, and were obtained from the estate of his dad, Vernon Presley,, according to reports.

The BBC wrote that the underwear wasn’t supposed to show any lines beneath his iconic white jumpsuit. The undies are framed for suitable display.

The auction of The King’s memorabilia will take place in Stockport, Greater Manchester, and will include an Elvis-annotated bible and home movies.

If you can’t get enough of Presley’s dirty laundry, the auction will be web-broadcast by Omega Auctions website on Sept. 8, the BBC reported.

Elvis memorabilia with less yuck factor has done well over the years. One of his belts once went for $66,000, MSN reported, and a pill bottle fetched $800.

via Elvis Presley’s Dirty Underwear Could Fetch $16,000 At Auction.

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August 27, 2012 at 10:20 pm

Posted in Disgusting, ewwwwwww, Music

Alyson Bair Sleepwalks Into Snake River – TWICE

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Alyson Bair has vivid nightmares — so vivid that many of them turn out to be real.

In two terrifying incidents over the past couple of months, Bair has woken from her dreams in the Snake River, unable to breathe or touch the ground, according to ABCNews.com. Her sleepwalking has forced her family to barricade the doors — from the inside — and install alarms to make sure she doesn’t sleepwalk herself into more danger.

In early August, she suffered her first drowning nightmare.

“I thought I was dreaming, but then I realized I wasn’t and I was scared,” she told the site. “It was deep and I couldn’t touch anywhere and I was getting tired. I had to keep turning around and floating on my back.”

She eventually crawled onto the riverbank near her home in Burley, Idaho, and waited there until someone found her in the morning.

The 31-year-old mother of two says her family has taken every precaution to stop her late night escapades, but her sleepwalking self takes every advantage of mistakes. On Aug. 20, when her husband left the door open due to the heat, she sleepwalked out the door again and went straight to the river. She was found at 7:30 a.m., a quarter mile away from home on the riverbank, hypothermic and tired.

via Alyson Bair Sleepwalks Into Snake River – TWICE.

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August 27, 2012 at 10:19 pm

The Gory Gourmet Zombie Food Truck Celebrates ‘The Walking Dead’

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As any zombie would tell you (could they actually form sentences), brains are delicious. To celebrate the DVD release of “The Walking Dead Season 2″, a London zombie food truck has popped up to prove it.

The Gory Gourmet food truck comes to us from Street Kitchen chef and mastermind Mark Jankel. The menu is… well, decidedly offal-oriented. Its main course, the Big Brain Burger is made of English calf brains. Jankel told Oddity Central, “We soak it in vinegar and salt, powder and fried until golden crispy. I’m not sure whether it can help you be more intelligent or not but if you want a change for lunch, try this dish.”

Hungry for brains, but not in the mood for a burger? Here’s the rest of the menu:

Crispy Brain Dippers

Crispy chunks of brain with barbecue sauce

Brain Salad Wrap

Crispy chunks of brain with wild rocket and tarragon mayo

Feet and Thyroid Nuggets

Nuggets of pig’s feet and cow thyroid with herb mayo

Skewered Hearts

Grilled beef heart skewers with horseradish mayo

via The Gory Gourmet Zombie Food Truck Celebrates ‘The Walking Dead’.

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August 27, 2012 at 10:17 pm

Posted in Food, Products, WTF

Lesley Falcone, Bridesmaid, Arrested On DUI After Revealing Facebook Post

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A Florida bridesmaid got a lesson in walking down the aisle on Friday, but she blew it.

Lesley Falcone’s failure to walk a straight line during her field sobriety test is one reason she sat in jail over the weekend, The Smoking Gun reports.

The 27-year-old’s Facebook post just hours before her arrest claimed, “First bachelorette meeting, drink snacks and meeting new people!!!”

Falone was allegedly drunk when cops caught her driving 20 miles per hour over the speed limit in Holmes Beach.

The Manatee County Sheriff’s Office report obtained by the site reported that Falcone could barely stand when she took her field sobriety test. She was arrested after she told a deputy, “I’m done and I don’t want to look like a fool.”

On the drive to jail, Falcone allegedly admitted to having drinks during and after a bachelorette dinner, and blamed the incident on her bridesmaid status, the Sun Sentinel reports.

via Lesley Falcone, Bridesmaid, Arrested On DUI After Revealing Facebook Post.

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August 27, 2012 at 10:16 pm

Posted in Dumb

How Long Do You Want To Live? – Slashdot

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Hugh Pickens writes writes “Since 1900, the life expectancy of Americans, driven by improved hygiene, nutrition, and new medical discoveries and interventions, has jumped from 47 years to almost 80 and now scientists studying the intricacies of DNA and other molecular bio-dynamics may be poised to offer even more dramatic boosts to longevity but there is one very basic question that is seldom asked according to David Ewing Duncan: How long do you want to live? ‘Over the past three years I have posed this query to nearly 30,000 people at the start of talks and lectures on future trends in bioscience, taking an informal poll as a show of hands,’ writes Duncan. ‘To make it easier to tabulate responses I provided four possible answers: 80 years, currently the average life span in the West; 120 years, close to the maximum anyone has lived; 150 years, which would require a biotech breakthrough; and forever, which rejects the idea that life span has to have any limit at all.’ The results: some 60 percent opted for a life span of 80 years. Another 30 percent chose 120 years, and almost 10 percent chose 150 years. Less than 1 percent embraced the idea that people might avoid death altogether (pdf). Overwhelmingly the reason given was that people didn’t want to be old and infirm any longer than they had to be, even if a pill allowed them to delay the inevitable. Others were concerned about issues like boredom, the cost of paying for a longer life, and the impact of so many extra people on planetary resources and on the environment. But wouldn’t long life allow people like Albert Einstein to accomplish more and try new things? That’s assuming that Einstein would want to live that long. As he lay dying of an abdominal aortic aneurysm in 1955, Einstein refused surgery, saying: ‘It is tasteless to prolong life artificially. I have done my share, it is time to go. I will do it elegantly.’”

via How Long Do You Want To Live? – Slashdot.

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August 27, 2012 at 10:15 pm

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