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When aliens discover human civilization, they will probably spend way too much time trying to decipher sheet music into some concrete and exact method of communication, when all along we were just conveying vague emotions. What else will get lost in translation? : AskReddit
When aliens discover human civilization, they will probably spend way too much time trying to decipher sheet music into some concrete and exact method of communication, when all along we were just conveying vague emotions. What else will get lost in translation?
via When aliens discover human civilization, they will probably spend way too much time trying to decipher sheet music into some concrete and exact method of communication, when all along we were just conveying vague emotions. What else will get lost in translation? : AskReddit.
I’m talking about the ones you see on Facebook and make you want to go Dwight Schrute. For example, the one that inspired me to ask this:
“Don’t think about the past, it brings tears. Don’t think about the future, it brings fears. Live this moment with a smile and cheers.”
FALSE. Recognition of the past is actually beneficial, and living without plans or preparation is highly inadvisable, etc.
Your turn, Reddit.
As Friday reached its end, I pulled up the reddit home page only to find that my old roommate has posted this
EDIT, my new favorite highlight
EDIT~2 After now making the front page for the second time (!!!), it is time for me to call it a day. All you east coasters and basement dwellers can sprinkle on more upvotes while I sleep with all these new internet meme groupies. I’ll be back soon.
Its my first post and I am ashamed that it is me bitching about something, but my mind is just blown. It is not that the food at Chili’s is dirty or the cooks spit in it or anything like that. Chili’s is actually run well and run clean. What I -am- upset about is the food. They don’t actually ‘cook’ anything so to speak. People are paying them to heat up a microwaveable dinner.
All of the food (Minus the mashed potatoes which are SO good) comes in a bag to be heated. All of your sides, pastas, veggies, deserts, all in bags. They are heated up at the start of the service, and then heated again when you order it. This means that your food has been cooked three times before it even gets to you, and has been made with very sub par produce.
All of the meats (Burgers, steaks, etc) are cooked the day before and put in the fridge while still hot. Not only is that unsanitary, but just rude. These steaks that people pay so much for are then kept in the fridge for up to 5 days hoping it will be lucky enough to get selected for cooking. It is then reheated after being cooked and shocked.
Everything comes out of a microwave minus the fried foods like crispers, french fries, and onion strings. You are literally paying $10 to eat a meal that tastes exactly like a microwaveable dinner because it -is- a microwaveable dinner. They use shitty produce, low grade meat, and prepare it in an awful way. Don’t eat here any more. Support your local restaurants and not these guys.
A gorilla walks into a bar and order a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is a little peculiar and then becomes aware he is actually dreaming. He wakes up from his dream and begins to tell his wife about the ridiculous dream he had. His wife just ignores him, the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes his marriage is in shambles.
* How many erections do you get on an average day?
* What provokes them?
* How old are you and has the number of erections per day changed over time?
* How frequently do you orgasm? (From masturbation or with a partner.)
It’s just idle curiosity about the male sexual response. And I couldn’t think of a better place to find wonderfully articulate and horny males.
Some of the answers here may amuse and bewilder female readers. Esp the reference to Pavlovs’ Dong.
I know this one has probably been posted several (if not many) times. I recently graduated college and found a full time job, so I am no longer phone sex operating as a way of making extra money.
After doing it for 2 years, I have had some interesting and pleasurable experiences, as well as some hilarious ones. I am open to ANY and ALL questions about the business, my experiences, or phone sex in general. Ask away!
Partying at an old fraternity house in college and in the basement there was a lone PVC water pipe that stretched from floor to ceiling. This room also happened to be the location of the heaviest beer pong table known to man. Late in the night after copious amounts of alcohol had been consumed some wiseguy decided that the beer pong table needed to be relocated. He proceeds to push the adamantium table up against the wall with some force effectively shattering the PVC pipe. This is the middle of winter, so ice cold water starts spraying in a 6 foot radius out of the pipe dousing nearly everyone in the room. Girls are crying about their hair and clothes and the guys are yelling at each other about finding the shut off valve which took about 5 drunk minutes to locate. Meanwhile, I am standing bone dry on the other side of the room drinking a Natural Light (dont judge, it was college) and watching an impromptu wet t-shirt contest. It was a good night.
I was just playing Mass Effect 2 for the first time, and now I can pick an alien to join my squad. I was just wondering, would racists put an alien in their team? I mean, if you hate people from another country you must really despise people from other planets, right?
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