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Biting, Groping Vampire Woman Terrorizes Convenience Store

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On Monday evening, an unidentified woman allegedly walked into a Denver convenience store, groped a male customer and bit him on the neck, then allegedly bit the clerk on the neck after asking for a hug. Police consider her armed to the teeth … with teeth!

Unlike the 500-year-old Vampire Teen of Texas, Madam GropeyFangs hasn’t publicly announced herself as a vampire. (She also wears clothes.) But she probably is one, so Denver police are referring to her as the “vampire bandit” until they spot her and her big beverage (Blood in a Can) and capture her.

via Biting, Groping Vampire Woman Terrorizes Convenience Store.

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Written by edparnell

November 13, 2011 at 9:30 pm

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