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5 Brain Hacks That Give You Mind-Blowing Powers | Cracked.com

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Sure, you could improve yourself the normal way, with hard work and years of slow, incremental progress. Or you could use some of your body’s built-in cheat codes and just hack your way to awesometown.

via 5 Brain Hacks That Give You Mind-Blowing Powers | Cracked.com.

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March 26, 2013 at 6:09 pm

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‘I was arrested for being a spy’ – Worst homework excuses revealed | Metro.co.uk

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Being declared dead, erupting volcanoes and the outbreak of civil war are just some of the unbelievable excuses that British lecturer John Curry has heard from students over the last 14 years.The City of Bath College computer expert said many of the unusual, but mostly legitimate, explanations for not completing work were from students looking for 24 hour extensions.’Some of the excuses seem pretty improbable, but when you have someone’s death certificate in their hands, you have to accept their excuse,’ Mr Curry told the Times Higher Education Supplement.One student even claimed he had wrongly been arrested for being a Chinese spy before being released just in time to plead for a deadline extension.Another was granted an extension because the Indian government had attempted to seize his home after he had been declared legally dead.’I was grieving over the death of my World Of Warcraft character, was another excuse offered by one misguided pupil. However one student did manage to gain some extra time after convincing the lecturer they were bring spooked by a ghost.’That person genuinely believed there was a ghost and I actually accepted their word and gave them a few more hours,’ he explained.

via ‘I was arrested for being a spy’ – Worst homework excuses revealed | Metro.co.uk.

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August 30, 2012 at 8:34 pm

Posted in Dumb, Education, Fail, Funny

Raising Boys (A Dad’s Advice for Moms) — The Good Men Project

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Let’s get one thing clear from the get go: moms are generally better parents than dads. And that goes double for me. I’ve had three kids across two marriages and I am undoubtedly the weak link. My 17-year-old daughter and 15-year-old son trust their step-mom more than they trust me, which proves that I married well but am still getting the hang of being a dad. Most of us are.

That said, there are a few subtle nuances that I have picked up along the way as a dad that might come in handy for moms raising boys.

Ladies, here are some things to think about with your boys:

via Raising Boys (A Dad’s Advice for Moms) — The Good Men Project.

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March 3, 2012 at 10:43 pm

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BOOM Goes the Ichthyosaur? | Wired Science | Wired.com

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The ichthyosaurs of Holzmaden, Germany are among the most exquisite fossils ever discovered. Many of their skeletons have been left in stunning, articulated detail, and the very outlines of their ichthyosaurian bodies were preserved by the bacteria which decomposed their carcasses after the marine reptiles had settled to the bottom of the Jurassic sea. It was specimens like these, which clearly showed the outlines of dorsal fins and tail flukes supported by downward-kinked tails, that caused paleontologists to see ichthyosaurs are swift, reptilian tuna mimics and not the slow, paddle-bearing lizards envisioned by 19th century naturalists.

But what happened between the time the Holzmaden ichthyosaurs died and when they sank to the ocean bottom? Did the predators fall through the water column as soon as they died, or did they float until the gases from decomposition exploded their bodies and scattered their bones? That is what paleontologists Achim Reisdorf and co-authors consider in a new paper given one of the more evocative titles in recent memory, “Float, explode or sink: postmortem fate of lung-breathing marine vertebrates.”

The problem of how ichthyosaurs went to pieces is difficult to approach. For one thing, the marine reptiles died out tens of millions of years ago – ichthyosaurs swam the world’s oceans from 245 to 90 million years ago, disappearing before the end-Cretaceous extinction rocked the world. Direct observation is right out. And ichthyosaurs don’t have any close living relatives among the reptiles, nor has any reptilian lineage converged on the ichthyosaur body plan.

via BOOM Goes the Ichthyosaur? | Wired Science | Wired.com.

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February 13, 2012 at 9:29 pm

My English teacher keeps showing this to us – Imgur

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My English teacher keeps showing this to us – Imgur.

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October 17, 2011 at 7:32 am

Posted in Education, Funny

This Boning Dinosaur Skeleton Exhibit Is Proof that American Museums Are Too Prudish

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Europeans have all the fun: lower drinking ages, funner beaches, easier lifestyles and… dinosaur skeletons having sex in their museums. This exhibit, which clearly shows two T-Rexes “mating”, is located in the Jurassic Museum of Asturias in Spain.

A Reddit user recently found the exhibit, which, of course, has long been a conversation starter at MUJA, a museum that has over 8,000 fossils (200 of them being dinosaurs, crocs, fish and tortoises). The copulating dinosaurs are actually replicas and a pseudo-guess on how dinosaurs mated, as no one really knows how they did the deed. The position seems a bit awkward as the girl T-Rex’s tail could smack dude T-Rex in the face. Ah, messy logistics.

Either way, with this hilarious dinosaur exhibit, I think the MUJA has sky rocketed to the top of my non-existant “museums I want to go to list”.

via This Boning Dinosaur Skeleton Exhibit Is Proof that American Museums Are Too Prudish.

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October 16, 2011 at 11:31 pm

Facebook Is Taking Over Your Life

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Facebook started out as a fun distraction, then it became something integral. And while it’s currently trending towards being an essential part of our lives, will it someday become inescapable? If these graphs are any indicator, then it’s very well possible.

Citi Research conducted a study of the amount of time Americans spent on Facebook. In 2007, Facebook only occupied two percent of people’s days. Fast forward to the present, and it takes up around 16 percent, good for an eightfold increase. Though unlikely, if Facebook’s increase in engagement were to continue at this rate, it would literally consume our entire lives by 2015.

And equally important, as All Things D points out, is how substantially Facebook is outpacing the other major internet players in this category. Microsoft, Yahoo and AOL sites have all been flat or dipping in the amount of time they hold visitors attention. Google’s properties show overall engagement growth, but not nearly as impressive as Facebook’s. The question is, will we come to love and accept Facebook as our central hub for everything internet? Or will they commit some Netflix-esque blunder and cause us all to flee in droves?

via Facebook Is Taking Over Your Life.

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September 28, 2011 at 8:32 pm

Posted in Education, Media, Tech

Humor rules, but law of gravity has place on ‘Sesame Street’ – USATODAY.com

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NEW YORK – When Sesame Street producers decided to focus on scientific thinking, its writers weren’t so sure. After all, the appeal of the legendary children’s show — its 42nd season begins today — has long been slightly off-kilter humor.

* Leela, Elmo and Zoe explore ways to get Zoe’s pet rock, Rocco, to float.

By Richard Termine

Leela, Elmo and Zoe explore ways to get Zoe’s pet rock, Rocco, to float.

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By Richard Termine

Leela, Elmo and Zoe explore ways to get Zoe’s pet rock, Rocco, to float.

“For a couple of days we were like, ‘We can’t do this — it’s impossible,’” says head writer Joey Mazzarino. He notes a Muppet rule of thumb, inspired by original Sesame Street puppeteer Jon Stone: “When in doubt, throw a chicken.”

He needn’t have worried.

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STORY: ‘Sesame Street’ now brought to you by letters S-T-E-M

As any slapstick comedian will tell you, physics is a comedy gold mine, and the writers soon discovered — or, more likely, remembered — they could apply it to many earnest setups. In one episode, Elmo engineers an automatic spaghetti server with disastrous results. In another, Grover, pondering inclined planes, helps a cow climb a flight of stairs for a manicure.

via Humor rules, but law of gravity has place on ‘Sesame Street’ – USATODAY.com.

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September 28, 2011 at 6:56 am

Posted in Comedy, Education

The Associated Press: Culinary school grads claim they were ripped off

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SAN FRANCISCO (AP) — Food enthusiasts have been enrolling in culinary school in growing numbers, lured by dreams of working as gourmet chefs or opening their own restaurants.

For many graduates, however, those dreams have turned into financial nightmares, as they struggle to pay off hefty student loans and find work in a cutthroat industry known for its long hours and low pay.

Now, some former students are suing for-profit cooking schools to get their money back, saying they were misled by recruiters about the value of culinary education and their job prospects after graduation.

“They just oversold it and pushed it. They made misleading statements to lure you in,” said Emily Journey, 26, a plaintiff in a class-action lawsuit against San Francisco’s California Culinary Academy, part of Career Education Corp.’s chain of 16 Le Cordon Bleu cooking schools.

Journey, however, may get some of her money back. Under a pending $40 million settlement in state court, Career Education has agreed to offer rebates up to $20,000 to 8,500 students who attended the academy between 2003 and 2008.

In 2004, Journey was a recent high school graduate, dreaming of opening her own bakery, when she enrolled in a 7-month program in pastry and baking arts at the San Francisco school. Recruiters convinced her it was a worthwhile investment and helped her borrow $30,000 to pay for it.

via The Associated Press: Culinary school grads claim they were ripped off.

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September 24, 2011 at 10:20 pm

Posted in Education, Fail, Food

Seth’s Blog: Back to (the wrong) school

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A hundred and fifty years ago, adults were incensed about child labor. Low-wage kids were taking jobs away from hard-working adults.

Sure, there was some moral outrage at seven-year olds losing fingers and being abused at work, but the economic rationale was paramount. Factory owners insisted that losing child workers would be catastrophic to their industries and fought hard to keep the kids at work–they said they couldn’t afford to hire adults. It wasn’t until 1918 that nationwide compulsory education was in place.

Part of the rationale to sell this major transformation to industrialists was that educated kids would actually become more compliant and productive workers. Our current system of teaching kids to sit in straight rows and obey instructions isn’t a coincidence–it was an investment in our economic future. The plan: trade short-term child labor wages for longer-term productivity by giving kids a head start in doing what they’re told.

Large-scale education was never about teaching kids or creating scholars. It was invented to churn out adults who worked well within the system.

Of course, it worked. Several generations of productive, fully employed workers followed. But now?

via Seth’s Blog: Back to (the wrong) school.

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September 22, 2011 at 10:20 pm

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