Archive for the ‘Funny’ Category
The Most Stunning Ad Ever Made for a Used Car With 128,000 Miles That’s Been Puked In Twice | Adweek
“You’re going to need an abacus to keep track of all the ass you’ll be getting in this thing!” That’s one of dozens of stellar lines in the homemade ad below—a truly astonishing collage posted to Craigslist by one Nate Walsh, who may be a scrapbooking fanatic (he hasn’t replied to our email yet) but is certainly one of the most inventively twisted human beings in the greater southern Illinois area. Each section is more hilarious than the last, as Walsh pitches what’s clearly a piece of crap not just with humor but with panache.
It ends up reading like the most amusing infomerical script you’ve ever read—complete with the stunning price reveal at the end, and the car framed by Wieden-esque images of fighter jets, explosions and fireworks. Seriously, you couldn’t do better than this. (It makes that earlier homemade Pontiac ad look like it was made by a preschooler.) Because people are stupid, it’s already been flagged for removal from Craigslist. Via Happy Place.
via The Most Stunning Ad Ever Made for a Used Car With 128,000 Miles That’s Been Puked In Twice | Adweek.
Own the Mouse That Kim Jong-Un Wants to Destroy the World With
North Korea is one scary place! Kim Jong-un is one scary young man! Recently, the country’s state media released this photo of The Great Successor sitting at a computer. Make that, a super computer. In a large metal box.
Just look at those military officers gathered around. And look at how Kim Jong-un is sitting in a fancy dinning room chair. And more importantly, look at that Logitech mouse with the red trackball on it. Red because it’s dangerous.
via Own the Mouse That Kim Jong-Un Wants to Destroy the World With.
20 Easter Jokes For All The Family
Hoppy Easter! And yes, that’s how we plan to continue in this, our round-up of silly Easter yolks jokes, one-liners and puns.
We scoured the internet – as well as our childhood memories – as well as asking our Twitter followers, of course, and the result is the collection below.
And with a special nod first to this Easter joke from Simon Hickson, which made us giggle a lot –
Armstrong Baillie, ‘The Good Giraffe,’ Does Good Deeds All Over Scotland
Armstrong Baillie is sticking his neck out for a good cause.
Twice a week for the past six months, the 32-year-old Scotland native has dressed up in an elaborate homemade giraffe costume and carried out random acts of kindness, the BBC reports.
via Armstrong Baillie, ‘The Good Giraffe,’ Does Good Deeds All Over Scotland.
Ed Parnell's Cunning Plan 